so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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