So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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