Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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