What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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