Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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