that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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