i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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