There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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