Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Randomize
