i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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