forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
