My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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