dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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