Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize