FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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