Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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