Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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