Duck Duck Cougar?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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