How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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