I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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