STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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