Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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