Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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