for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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