i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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