Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just threw up on my dentist
never play flip cup with pint glasses
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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