Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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