tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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