Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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