stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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