Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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