Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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