if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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