: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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