i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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