Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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