You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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