I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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