Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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