She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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