Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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