Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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