i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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