And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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