How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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