Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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