Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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