An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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