why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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