dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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