Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I lost the right to judge tonight
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
