If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
