oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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