i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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