I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
its not stalking. its research.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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