guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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