Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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