Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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