I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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